Response to: Designing a new Religion
Im going to start my own religion too
Virtuism.. oh wait someone already did.. well ill turn it into an ORGANIZED religion!
thats right, we pray to the God of the Agenda, the organizer, we believe in the pillars of cleanliness, punctuality, priorities and to do lists.
Stephen Covey is our prophet.
we bring leather bound agendas to every meeting in ritual.
We turn off our cell phones while in meetings, not do so is a SIN and punishable
Sins are repented by attending personal effectiveness and life goal setting seminars established at our various stationary shops.
To not repent is to welcome the sin of randomness and destruction into ones life. To be unorganized is to be unreliable, unclean, not-punctual and narrow minded (shortsighted in some scholarly works). These are the 4 cardinal sins of this organized religion.
We host regular charity events where the community gathers all their recycled paper and we make new agendas out of them. Its great, and the kids love it because we serve lemonade.
oh yes, and no organized religion is complete without a creation story!
It all began with the birth of a Man,Hilroy, who lookethed upon his mother-dear's sweat beaded face, then over at his father who took a small stone and marked a dashmark before hurtling the newborn into a pile of other babies playing and googoo ga-ing.
That monumental moment filled the baby Hilroy with joy and so he grew up to know his identify because his father had kept track of all the babies he had. Such organization inspired the boy so much that he set out to give purpose and meaning to all things, so he set out on a journey all over the world counting animals, stones, and organizing them on a piece of parchment. Then on the 365th day he landed where he began his journey and decided to call it a year. Thus time was born.
the rest is history!
(NB. there has been some recent evidence indicating that the first born man was in fact a women named Hilary, however this is still in speculation)
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